Chuck Norris does not sleep...he waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
just a few chuck norrisisms for y'all to chew on today because on this glorious day 69 years ago, Chuck Norris was born 3 months premature cuz he had asses to kick!
