Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

happy birthday chuck!!!

Chuck Norris does not sleep...he waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

just a few chuck norrisisms for y'all to chew on today because on this glorious day 69 years ago, Chuck Norris was born 3 months premature cuz he had asses to kick!

important lessons from a 10yr old

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

fat girls love...

so thank you joanne. i now have a site to refer to when i'm in need of some new artery clogging ideas.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

watch at ur own risk...

no, seriously. syl almost had a heart attack. oops.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

stars + videos

today andreas and i had some fun with photobooth on amys computer. i thought we were taking a picture...

gotta get higher baby!