Gettin Lifted!

happy birthday chuck!!!

Chuck Norris does not sleep...he waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

just a few chuck norrisisms for y'all to chew on today because on this glorious day 69 years ago, Chuck Norris was born 3 months premature cuz he had asses to kick!

important lessons from a 10yr old

woman stops bullet with hair weave!

woman stops bullet with hair weave!

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fat girls love...

so thank you joanne. i now have a site to refer to when i'm in need of some new artery clogging ideas.

click me to see what your missing out on

watch at ur own risk...

no, seriously. syl almost had a heart attack. oops.

stars + videos

today andreas and i had some fun with photobooth on amys computer. i thought we were taking a picture...

gotta get higher baby!

would u tap this ass?

korean taco truck!

i thought this only existed in dreams...

KAL B BEEF TACOS!!!

kogi dog

pork special sammie

KOGI BBQ

this korean taco truck is my next endeavor. 

check out their twitter for updates on their locations and specials.

if anyone has heard of or been. please let me know. if not, ill let u know how it goes once ive had the kogi.

wanna get high (on life)?

wow

i just made a blog so i can comment on my friends blog

meetmenmontauk.blogspot.com

but since i started this. i might post on the ongoings of my life adventures.

getting high (on life!)