Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
happy birthday chuck!!!
Chuck Norris does not sleep...he waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
just a few chuck norrisisms for y'all to chew on today because on this glorious day 69 years ago, Chuck Norris was born 3 months premature cuz he had asses to kick!
Friday, February 20, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
fat girls love...
so thank you joanne. i now have a site to refer to when i'm in need of some new artery clogging ideas.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
stars + videos
today andreas and i had some fun with photobooth on amys computer. i thought we were taking a picture...
gotta get higher baby!
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